Didn’t Get A Plus One To The Wedding? This Could Be Why

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So that pretty little wedding invitation has arrived in the mail. You’ve had the save the date in your calendar for a very long time. You’ve set that day aside. You’ve even set a couple of days, before and after that day aside, just in case it turns out to be a destination wedding (even though these can be tough on guests, you’d go the distance for this particular couple). So, naturally, when you received that save the date, you told your current significant other or that one best friend everyone knows you’re attached at the hip with to also save that date. But, you open your invitation and…it’s just for you. There’s no plus one. There’s NO PLUS ONE?! You are immediately insulted, disappointed, embarrassed, and confused. You consider texting the bride to check that this wasn’t a mistake. Not only do you have to face the plus one you pre-reserved and tell him or her it’s not happening, but you also have to attend this wedding alone. Here are possible reasons you did not get a plus one to the wedding.

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Your last one got too drunk

The last plus one you brought to a wedding got very drunk and made people quite uncomfortable. He threw up, he dry-humped the bride, he gave a speech that was more like half a song he made up and then him just crying uncontrollably.