Why the pull out method is the worst

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Typically, any other time you hear that someone is going to “pull out”—maybe someone is pulling out of an investment or troops are pulling out of an occupied area—it’s because something has gone terribly, terribly wrong. Maybe we should think about the pull out method in sex the same way, too. If you’re doing it, it’s because something is wrong aka you forgot a condom or realized you took your pill at the wrong time of day. It should be disaster protocol, not standard protocol. But really, using the pull out method because you forgot a condom still isn’t the greatest excuse to use this not-so-reliable form of birth control. It doesn’t really control much, does it? People are up in arms about other forms of birth control only having a 90-ish percent success rate and yet, they’re okay using this totally science-less pull out method? Here are reasons the pull out method is the worst form of birth control.

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Few men have enough control

Very few men actually have the self-control to pull out on time. Everything about their anatomy and biology is telling them to stay in there. Most will try to stay in there until the last minute, which verges on too late. Their whole body is screaming at them to stay in there—that’s what they’re up against every time they use this method.