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There is a strange epidemic sweeping the country: married couples with roommates. It’s not just a funny thing you see in shows like “New Girl”—couples everywhere are tying the knot before they can afford a place of their own. Why not just wait until they have the money to set up their own private love nest, you ask? Because for some couples that is very far away, particularly in cities and metropolitan areas where the cost of a home can be so high that you’d think it was a joke. But even couples who just want to live in a large, nice apartment often can’t afford the space on two incomes and need to take in a roommate. Marital bliss isn’t the cute little game of playing house that it used to be. It looks more like a sitcom from the 90s, in which there is always someone in the bathroom or someone who finished the orange juice. Here’s what it’s like being married and having a roommate.

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Romantic dinners get commandeered

Think you and your honey can plan a romantic dinner, take over the kitchen, and make that elaborate dish you learned about on the Food Network? Think again. Here comes the roommate, ready to microwave his frozen burrito and drink juice out of the carton. He’s allowed to be in the kitchen, too…but it certainly kills the vibe you had going.

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In fact, you just have to feed the roomy

You actually just usually wind up inviting the roommate to eat with you. You feel bad for him. His microwavable dinner for one or leftover pizza looks sad, and you made extra so…Ugh. Fine. This became a house dinner. You’ll turn off the classical jazz station and put on Drake.

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Hosting couples dinner parties is awkward

Sometimes, you just want to invite a couple of other, well, couples over for dinner. You clear it with the roomy. He says it’s fine—the dining room is yours for the night. But he’s still wandering around the place and nobody quite knows what to make of him. Do your friends engage him in conversation? Invite him to join? Ignore him? Can they use this cup they found in the cabinet, or is that the roommates?

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You need a sex signal

At any given moment, your roommate may need to ask you a question like “Whose avocados are these?” or “Were you expecting a package?” But at any moment, you and your spouse could also be getting it on so you need some sort of signal that tells your roomy to stay away. That also means he always knows when you’re having sex.